Jokes - St Peter Is Standing At Heaven'S Gate When A Man Walks Up. "Welcome To Heaven My Son. What D

 
Published on Oct. 5, 2015
Channel: Jokesus
Category: Comedy
Source: Youtube

Joke : St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates." A few moments later a second man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers." "Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise." A few moments ... If you find this joke or video innapropriate, please let us know! If you want us to add a joke, let us know! More jokes and funny stuff on our channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_58UMBdn1rL9UGZnICW3-g Subscribe to get updates about new jokes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_58UMBdn1rL9UGZnICW3-g?sub_confirmation=1